you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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