I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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