Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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