Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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