god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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