I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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