piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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