don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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