i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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