I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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