so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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