How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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