when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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