Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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