Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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