everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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