doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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