she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I didn't notice because vodka
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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