Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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