is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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