Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
