i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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