you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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