3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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