Nicole vs. Life
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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