Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Welp...herpes.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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