Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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