Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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