I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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