oh god the rape fog is back!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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