you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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