I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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