There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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