What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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