If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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