i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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