When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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