She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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