belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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