Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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