remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
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one word: firstdatebathroomanal
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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