he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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