You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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