At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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