I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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