the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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