worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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