Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
