oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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