I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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