it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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