I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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